MIKE here.
Originally created as Michael Anthony Raffone, I now just go by MIKE.
No last name. Just MIKE.
Like Lebron, Tiger and Shaq, I don’t need a last name.
Sports fans everywhere know me, and chicks love my bowtie!
Why am I so famous? And why does the Media refer to me as Thee Long Awaited Microphone Messiah…poised to save America from its own self-induced sports coma?
Because NOBODY knows more about sports than me….and NOBODY reports on sports in the ridiculously honest way I do!
You see, I was built to be THEE man with THEE big voice on sports!
Fans love me because I always report on what I know, what I see and what I think in my straight talk, no static style! Plus, I'll make you laugh too!
So, sports fans. . . LOOK for me, LISTEN for me and LOVE me for who I AM…
THEE American Made Voice on Sports!
MIKE
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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